BioHazard

Attention:

Outbreak Alert

There have been several reported cases of a hdd-attacking virus. Reports indicated it was first transmitted via contact; but up to date reports have shown that the virus has evolved and has managed to get airbourne. This airbourne hdd-attacking ebola virus has been sourced to a single room and has been known to attack hdd (does not matter which brand) and Samsung phones.

The virus may have arrived on our shores via interspecies breeding of spiders. Some may have unknowingly carried a rogue spider in his backpack, which then proceeded to mate with the local spiders. Their offspring, carriers of the virulent hdd-ebola-1337 strain.

Please alert the CDC if you see this (No, it is not a facial mole):

The virus can attack anyone.
* Note: PPS members are not affected.